[When the island bestows gifts upon its inhabitants, there's always reasonable cause for concern. Anyone whose spent a month or more here is well aware that the island is sentient, and moreover, a complete sadist. The gift it has granted the island today is a nice, unassuming outdoor café of sorts, offering delicious pastries and coffee (or hot ( Read more... )

[This morning, Island, there is a Ghetsis.

To be more specific, there is a Ghetsis sitting on a lawn chair in a Snuggie, a cup of coffee in one hand and today's copy of The Island Times in the other.

Clearly this means you should ruin his day.]

[Ever since that Silent Hill incident, the young Ghetsis has been a total pansy lying low until things blew over. He lost track of the kid who claimed to be his son some time ago, but something told him he was fine. And even if he wasn't, it wasn't his concern, surely ( Read more... )

[Hey, hey island. Did someone ask for more douche? No? How about more villains? Well, no matter what anyone may or may not have asked for, there is a new arrival on the island who might look suspiciously familiar to a good number of people already here ( Read more... )